man, i was hyped up to be a ninja. weren't we all?the number they dropped on us was the heavy 4th grade.i would say the ultimate culmination of all these feelings was martial arts culture summed up beautifully in the film "Sidekicks"yeah, long before Chuck Norris's omnipotent irony killing abilities, he teamed with, well...actually it's a sad story. it's about a boy.a sad boy.but arcade machines conditioned us to look beyond...